'What If?" Tonight On A Very Special CAW IS WAR

'What If?" Tonight On A Very Special CAW IS WAR

Tonight on CAW IS WAR, The Slammables will take a break from wrestling one another. Instead, they will wrestle their counterparts from the WWE Universe.

The evening is being called "What If?" and will feature matches with Triple H, Trish Stratus, and Kane, just to name three.

"Most people probably don't know, then again most people probably don't care, that many of The Slammables are patterned, modeled, or a reaction to real-life WWE superstars," explained The Slammables Powers-That-Be.

For example, The Olympian was made as a tribute to Daniel Bryan. The Olympian uses Daniel Bryan's entrance and his move set (minus his finishers).

"The beauty of The Slammables is we're not bound by time and space like other wrestling promotions. The laws of physics don't apply to us," waxed Clark Schleibe.

"If this is the best of The Slammables taking on the best of the WWE, then why am I not wrestling Roman Reigns?" asked Colossus Maximus.

"I'd like to see Big Ham take on the Big Show or Omar Kenneth battle Kevin Owens, or The Faces of Fear duel The Hardys," gushed Kathy.

All of the chosen WWE wrestlers are retired or nearly retired.

Tonight's main event will feature "The Real Deal" Ryan Davis taking on Triple H (circa 2001).