The Slammables Now Selling Merchandise
It may not be much now, but The Slammables website now has its own merchandising section.
Recently added, Shoppables is where fans can go to spend a bunch of money on cheap products with The Slammables logos on them.
Right now, the site is only selling The Slammables teddy bears, t-shirts, and mugs, but more products, including shirts dedicated to the wrestlers, are on their way.
“We wanted to make more money so we decided to sell crap people don’t need. I’m going to buy a Winnebago and a meat smoker with my portion of the profits,” explained the CFO of the Powers-That-Be.
You can reach The Slammables store by clicking here.
All orders will be delivered by The Mailman.
“I want a teddy bear. It’s hairy like me,” said Bearwolfe.
“Ask yourself who is benefiting from Shoppables. Ask yourself where is the money going. When you do that, you will see, like I already see, just how big this conspiracy truly is,” answered “The Real Deal” Ryan Davis after he was asked if he's been to the Shoppables page.
“I’m going to buy a mug and put alcohol in it. Rock and Roll!” exclaimed The Rockstar.
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