The Slammables Invests Heavily In New Technology
To prevent technically difficulties that occurred in CAW IS WAR Episode #10, The Powers-That-Be at The Slammables have made a substantial investment in new technology.
This new technology will aid in the promotion's live broadcasts and when they make coffee.
The big purchases include the TP-Link N300, a VersionTech KOTION G2000 3.5mm broadcast suite, and a Keurig Hot K2000 2.0 Plus Series Single Serve Coffee Maker.
The Slammables did not release the exact amount they spent on the TP-Link N300, a VersionTech KOTION G2000 3.5mm broadcast suite, and Keurig Hot K2000 2.0 Plus Series Single Serve Coffee Maker but people who know absolutely nothing about such things estimate the equipment to be around $1.3 gazillion.
"We were very upset with the technical difficulties experienced during episode ten. So we decided we needed to do something and that something was to throw a bunch of money at the problem. Also, we wanted waffles and hitherto we could only make pancakes," explained The Slammables CFO.
The equipment will be installed within the next day or two in time for the next episode of CAW IS WAR.
"I'm very happy! I love a good cup of coffee!" yells Brad The Ninja.
"The equipment is very heavy," notes The Mailman. "I should know I delivered it."
"I hope I don't spill any of the coffee on me... or the TP-Link N300, or the VersionTech KOTION G2000 3.5mm broadcast suite!" proclaimed Dirty Diana.