Mike Reynolds R.I.P. 2016-2016
The Slammables Mike Reynolds has died in a freak vending machine accident.
Reynolds misjudged an eight-ounce can of Old Country Time Lemonade. The Surgeon said he never had a chance but he did died refreshed.
Adding insult to injury, the machine kept his change.
Everyone connected with The Slammables, except for one person, sends their condolences to the Reynolds family.
Reynolds was an awful wrestler and a below average performer, but he was adored by his fellow Slammables (except for one).
"Reynolds will be missed and I'm never using a vending machine again," said The Olympian.
"Mike was a real nice guy. Everyone loved him, well everyone except for one person," explained Babe.
"If you think his death was an accident, you're crazy. He was murdered as part of a conspiracy. That's all I can say about right now," whispered "The Real Deal" Ryan Davis.
Oddly enough memorial services were held last week while Reynolds was still alive. His memorial service followed that of his late great uncle. Reynolds capitalized on a 2-for-1 Groupon for a funeral home.
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