CAW IS RAW Episode #4 - RESULTS!!!

CAW IS RAW Episode #4 - RESULTS!!!

On Sunday, "The Real Deal" Ryan Davis said he can beat anyone on the Slammables roster and deserves another title shot. On Tuesday, during CAW IS RAW episode #4, Davis put his money where his mouth is.

How did he do?

Here are your results...

MATCH 1
Davis got the best of Superstar.

MATCH 2
Davis pinned Slugger, 1-2-3 in the middle of the squared circle.

MATCH 3
In an epic match, Davis outlasts Azrael Draven.

MATCH 4
Bombshell and Babe defeated Marilyn The Monster and Dirty Diana in elimination tag team action. Marilyn was eliminated first. Babe notched both pins.

MATCH 5
The Faces of Fear squash "The Real Deal" Ryan Davis in a 2 on 1 handicap match.

MATCH 6
In another handicap match, this time 3 on 1, Colossus Maximus & The C.I.A. get the best of Davis. Just like their match at CAW At The Aquarium, Colossus forces Davis to submit.

MATCH 7
Maximus pins Davis to retain his title.

Davis Gets Rematch, Will Face Roster On CAW IS WAR

Davis Gets Rematch, Will Face Roster ON CAW IS WAR

"The Real Deal" Ryan Davis lost his title match Sunday at CAW At The Aquarium. Colossus Maximus won via submission.

Davis was so upset with having to tap out that he tore up the ring, ringside, and stage. He even slapped a couple of fish.

After his tantrum, the number one contender for the Men's Global Slampionship (trademark pending) got on the mic and told the sold out crowd that he get beat any Slammable on the roster and that he deserves another Slampionship match.

The powers that be agree.

They have not only given Davis his championship match, they have also given him a chance to take on The Slammables' roster.

Both events will take place Tuesday on CAW IS WAR.

That night, Davis will compete in five matches against various members of the roster. Then, in the main event, he'll take on Colossus Maximus in a Slampionship match.

Also on the Tuesday's card, Babe and Bombshell will be in tag team action against Marilyn the Monster and Dirty Diana.

Can "The Real Deal" defeat The Slammables roster?

Can "The Real Deal" defeat Colossus Maximus?

Tune into CAW IS WAR on Twitch Tuesday @ 9pm PDT to find out!

CAW At The Aquarium - Results!!!

CAW At The Aquarium - Results!!!
The Slammables first PPV is over but the results will be felt for a long time.

Held in Seattle, Washington, at the virtual arena known as The Aquarium, all four of The Slammables' Slampionships (trademark pending) were on the line.

Who won? Who lose? Who tripped over a vagrant trying to nap in front of a dumpster? Results are below...

Match 1
The Faces of Fear retain their Team of Tag titles by defeating The Chick Magnets. Black Death pinned Cottonbelly.

Match 2
Babe retains her Women's title by pinning Marilyn The Monster in the middle of the squared circle.

Match 3
General Major defeats Christian Crimson to keep the Mixed Action Wrestling title around his waist,

Match 4
George Washington doesn't get fooled again and escapes his tilt with Pete Townshend with a victory.

Match 5
In a triple threat extreme rules match, The Horseman pins Azrael Draven. Also in the contest was "The Samoan" Jacob Goldman.

Match 6
Big ham emerges victorious from a six-man battle royal. He throw The Rockstar over the top rope for the victory. Before that he eliminated The Surgeon. Also in the match were Brad The Ninja, The Mailman, and Clark Schliebe.

Match 7
Colossus Maximus successfully defends his World's Men Slampionship but inducing "The Real Deal" Ryan Davis to submit. After the match, an angry Davis tore up the ring, the announcer's table, and several of the fish in the Aquarium.

What's going to happen next? Check out CAW IS WAR every Tuesday at 9pm PDT.

'CAW At The Aquarium' Match List

'CAW At The Aquarium' Match List

The Slammables first PPV is Sunday. It's called CAW At The Aquarium.

You can watch CAW At The Aquarium on Twitch at 9pm PDT.

Here's the match list (subject to change),,,

Match 1
Team of Tag Slampion
The Faces of Fear vs. The Chick Magnets

Match 2
Women's World Slampion
Babe vs. Marilyn The Monster

Match 3
Mixed Wrestling Action
General Major vs. Christian Crimson

Match 4
Pete Townshend vs. George Washington

Match 5
Extreme Rules
Azrael Draven vs. "The Samoan" Ben Goldman vs. The Horseman

Match 6
Battle Royal
Brad The Ninja
The Rockstar
The Mailman
Big Ham
Clark Schliebe
The Surgeon

Match 7
Men's Global Slampion
Colossus Maximus vs. "The Real Deal" Ryan Davis

Davis Defeats Maximus Adhead of Aquarium PPV

Davis Defeats Maximus Adhead of Aquarium PPV

"The Real Deal" Ryan Davis slammed and then pinned the Men's Global Slampion (trademark pending) Colossus Maximus during the main event of Tuesday's night CAW IS WAR.

The match was not for the title, but the belt will be on the line Sunday when the two clash at Slammables @ The Aquarium.

"The Loch Ness Monster. Big Foot. Yetti. People say these monsters are myths. People say that they don't exist. Well, let me tell you what I think doesn't exist and that's Colossus Maximus as Slampion, trademark pending, come the conclusion of At The Aquarium. Like Atlantis, like the Mayan civilization, your reign as Slampion will be a thing of the past come Sunday. You're walking in the Slampion but your walking out a Roman."

To which Maximus responded:

"Friends, Romans, Slamm-natics lend me your ears. I have come not to praise Ryan Davis but to BURY HIM. I'm the Slampion, trademark pending, and I will be for as long as Rome commands the Mediterranean. Opps, bad analogy. Let's just say my reign will last a lot longer than Sunday. "Real Deal" get ready for a real tough match where I deal you a defeat. Senātus Populusque Rōmānus!

'The Senator' Is Now 'Dirty Diana'

'The Senator' Is Now 'Dirty Diana'

You can say she was impeached or you can say she lost re-election. You just can't say she's "The Senator."

The Slammable named "The Senator" is now "Dirty Diana."

"I'm really happy to be "Dirty Diana," said Dirty Diana to a house plant. "I think this gimmick is hilarious. Plus, I like my new outfit. I never have to wash it."

This is the second female wrestler in as many weeks that has changed her gimmick. Last week, Sharon "The Boss" Lee changed her name to "Babe."

They haven't changed gimmicks but they did add to their existing gimmicks. General Major added a large back tattoo of the phrase "Mat Soldiers." Staying with the "back" theme, Adorable Kitty Love added a graphic on his back that looks as though he has no skin.

CAW IS RAW Episode #3 - RESULTS!!!

CAW IS RAW Episode #3 - RESULTS!!!

Wow!  They are still talking about last night's CAW IS RAW.  Who is "They" and what are "They" saying?  We don't know, but we're sure it's pretty awesome.

Match #1
The Faces of Fear (Adorable Kitty Love and Black Death) survive The C.I.A. (Alpha and Omega)

Match #2
Marilyn the Monster emerged victorious from a fatal four-way with Babe, Good Girl, and Little Kane.

Match #3
General Major successfully operated on The Surgeon.



Match #4
The Slugger gets another CAW IS RAW win thanks to pinning The Horseman in a triple threat match.  The third combatant was Brad The Ninja.

Match #5
Big Ham upsets Christian Crimson.



Match #6
Bearwolfe downs Mike "The Spectacular" Reynolds.

Match #7
In a preview of Sunday night's match, "The Real Deal" Ryan Davis pins his rival and current Slammables Slampion (trademark pending), Colossus Maximus.

Goodbye “The Boss,” Hello “Babe”

Goodbye “The Boss,” Hello “Babe”

Lee “The Boss” Bennett has rebranded herself “Babe.”

The Slampion (trademark pending) announced the change Wednesday while she was cleaning out her refrigerator.

“From now on, call me Babe. I don’t love it but whatcha going to do?” said Babe.

The World Woman’s Slampion (trademark pending) said she changed her name to further distance herself from her real-life counterpart.

Her “look” remains the same but instead of “The Boss” written on her cap and trunks it will now say “BABE.” On the back of her trunks it will no longer read “Hiring and Firing” but “It’s Not My Birthday.”

“It’s Not My Birthday” is something the real-life Babe actually says (and all the time).

CAW IS RAW Episode #2 - RESULTS!!!

CAW IS RAW Episode #2 - RESULTS!!!

The second episode of CAW Is RAW was at least one of the top two episodes of all-time.

Here's how it went down.

Match #1
Alpha defeated Adorable Kitty Love.

Match #2
Marilyn The Monster pinned Kathy.

Match #3
Big Ham pinned The Surgeon in singles action.

Match #4
Lee Bennett and Bombshell emerged victorious from a tag team match against Little Kane and Good Girl.

Match #5
Brad The Ninja defeated Superstar and Clark Schliebe in a triple threat match.

Match #6
In exciting tag team action, The Babe Magnets (Cottonbelly and McGorrilla McGregor) defeated Hein and Klein.

Match #7
Ryan "The Real Deal" Davis narrowly escaped his match against General Major with a victory.

Upsets Dominate First Night Of Caw Is War

Upsets Dominate First Night Of Caw Is War

Caw is War debuted on April 5th. The very first match was a tribute to America.  General Major took on George Washington.

Major emerged victorious.

Then the crowd the shocked when both Slampions (trademark pending) Colossus Maximus and Sherri "The Boss" Lee were defeated.  Neither match was for the title.

Maximus lost to Christian Crimson in a Triple Threat match while The Boss fell to Little Kane.

In another upset, Big Ham got the best of "The Samoan" Jacob Goldman.

The night's final shocker was The Slugger successfully maneuvering through a fatal 4-way with The Olympian, Azrael Draven, and Bearwolfe.

In other action, Good Girl defeated Sugarfoot.

The main event pitted "The Real Deal" Ryan Davis against The Rock Star. The Rock Star was in control through the early part of the match, but "The Real Deal" rallied for the victory.

Colossus Maximus Wins, Davis Betrayed

Colossus Maximus Wins, Davis Betrayed

Everyone saw it coming therefore no one thought it was coming.  That’s why when it did come it was such a surprise!

Christian Crimson attacked Ryan “Real Deal” Davis during the main event of Sunday’s Slam-Genesis.  Crimson had accompanied Davis to the ring and was in his corner.  That is until he turned on his friend.

Davis was wrestling Colossus Maximus for the Men's Global Slampionship.  Thanks to Crimson’s interference, Maximus was able to pin Davis and take the belt.

Maximus is now The Slammables very first Men's Global Slampion after Grandpa Williams and Professor X.

When Crimson attacked Davis the referee was distracted.  He was answering his smart phone.   His soroptimist had called.

As Crimson was leaving the ring, walking up the ramp, Davis was heard yelling “Why?  Why did you do it” and “Does anyone have a mint or a stick of gum?  That last remark was unrelated to Crimson’s betrayal.

Earlier in The Slammables’ first-ever live event, The Olympian won a number one contender’s match.  He’ll face Maximus later this month At The Aquarium.

Why did Crimson turn on The Real Deal?  Watch the next CAW IS RAW to find out.

Faces Of Fear Win Team Of Tag Belts

Faces Of Fear Win Team Of Tag Belts

Faces of Fear defeated Cyborgs in Action to win the Team of Tag Slampionship (trademark pending).

The match was held in an aluminum cage at Slam-Genesis, The Slammables first ever live event. It would have been steel but they were all sold out.

Faces of Fear are comprised of Adorable Kitty Love and Black Death. Adorable Kitty Love has the cute name but looks like a zombie. Black Death looks cute but has the awful name.

Cyborgs in Action are comprised of the cyborgs Alpha and Omega.

After the match, both Adorable Kitty Love and Black Death needed medical attention. Alpha and Omega needed attention from a mechanic.

“Golly, gee wiz. Excuse my language but I’m tickled pink to be Team of Tag Slampions, trademarked pending,” gushed Adorable Kitty Love.

“Boils will form on your children. Blood will fill your streets. I am the reckoning. I am the quickening. Are you sanctified?” said Black Death after the match.

CAW IS WAR Debuts April 5

CAW IS WAR Debuts April 5

CAW IS WAR debuts April 5 on Twitch at 9pm (ish) PDT

It’s unknown who or what will clash in the first match. Expect appearances from “The Real Deal” Ryan Hogan, Crimson Christian, “The Samoan” Max Goldman, and General Major.

All this is contingent on management figuring out how to stream the show AND no one has to work.

In the game WWE 2K16, you can create a weekly show. We created “CAW IS WAR.”

We also created 12 unique pay-per-views or PPVs. April’s PPV is called “CAW @ The Aquarium.

The Boss Is Victorious, New Champ

The Boss Is Victorious, New Champ

Lee “The Boss” Bennett is The Slammables first Women’s World Slampion. She won the title in a six-chick battle royal. She captured the belt after throwing Bombshell over the top rope and then pushing her off the edge of the mat.

“This is a dream come true,” said Bennett backstage after the match. “I want to thank all of the Slam-natics and my Workforce. They were behind me all way.”

Also in the match were Marilyn Monster, Little Kane, Good Girl, and Kathy.

The championship battle royal started with a shocker. Good Girl and Kathy threw Marilyn Monster, the prohibited favorite, over the top rope.

Then, Bennett ended Good Girl’s championship hopes by knocking her off the apron with a running shoulder tackle.

Kathy, with a “K,” and Bombshell teamed together to dispatch Little Kane. With Little Kane eliminated, neither favorite entering the match was going to win the title.

Bombshell made it to the final two by drop kicking Kathy out of the ring.

The Rock Star Has No Match At Slam-Genesis

The Rockstar Has No Match At Slam-Genesis

The Rock Star arrived at the venue before the start of Slam-Genesis even though he wasn’t on the card or scheduled to appear.

“I wanted to support my friends,” The Rock Star told TheSlammables.com. “They were there collecting tickets and selling refreshment.”

Besides not wrestling, The Rock Star walk around the back stage area, accidentally spilled industrial creosol on The Bombshell, and used the free WIFI for about 35 minutes.

“I needed to get caught up on some email and change my contact information on my Steam account. I also looked up hot dogs in Wikipedia.”

The Rock Star left Slam-Genesis before the end of the main event.

“I had to catch my uber.”

The Rockstar is not scheduled to appear at the next Caw Is War, but he says he’ll still show up. He left a hoodie at the venue and wants to retrieve it.

Say Hello To The Slammables

Say Hello To The Slammables

The Slammables is a virtual wrestling promotion comprised of Create-A-Wrestlers from the PS4 video game WWE 2K16.

The flagship of the promotion is their weekly program, CAW IS RAW. You can watch CAW IS RAW on Twitch.

Also, the promotion plans on having one PPV every month. The Slammables' April PPV is CAW @ The Aquarium.

Already there are more than 30 CAWs like Colossuss Maximus, "The Real Deal" Ryan Davis, The Rock Start, and Bombshell. More are being added every week.

Fans of The Slammables are called "Slammnatics."

The virtual male wrestlers compete for the Global Men's Slampionship (trademark pending).

The Chicks compete for the Women's World Slampionship (trademark pending).

Tag teams compete for the Team of Tag Slampionship (trademark pending).

Soon, there will be a fourth slampionship (trademark pending) called "Mixed Action Wrestling." This belt is contested in matches with stipulations only.