Led Zeppelin IV PPV Results

Led Zeppelin IV PPV Results

The Slammables fourth PPV, Led Zeppelin IV, sees two belts change hands as well as epic battle for the Men's World Slampionship.

Match 1
Colossus Maximus dominates The Rockstar and gets the easy 1-2-3. For the match, The Rockstar was high on mushrooms.

Match 2
THe Chick Magnets gets the victory over The C.I.A. in an epic tag match. Cottonbelly pinned Omega.

Match 3
Babe survives Good Girl to retain her Women's World Slampionship.

Match 4
Big Ham pins General Major to emerge victorious. Also in this fatal-four way extreme match was Jacob Goldman and Christian Crimson.

Match 5
The Face of Fear dazzle the crowd and silence their opponents. Adorable Kitty Love pins Fingers to give The Face of Fear the victory and momentum in the tag team division.

Match 6
Clark Schliebe holds The Mailman's shoulders down for three seconds and gets the three seconds tan. With the victory he becomes the new Mr. Belt holder.

Match 7
Mr. Olympian maintains his belt in an epic contest against Slugger.

The Slammables next PPV, Summer's Eve, is set for August

Colossus Maximus Set To Return Tonight At Led Zeppelin IV

Colossus Maximus Set To Return Tonight At Led Zeppelin IV

Colossus Maximus will return to The Slammables tonight at Led Zeppelin IV.

Maximus has been out of action since he wrestled The Olympian, Christian Crimson, and "The Real Deal" Ryan Davis consecutively in the same CAW IS WAR.

"During my time away, I realized just how much I love professional wrestling and how much I need to compete in the squared circle. I also realized daytime television really sucks," explained Colossus Maximus.

Colossus Maximus will wrestle The Rockstar.

CAW IS WAR - Episode #15 RESULTS!!!!

CAW IS WAR - Episode #15 RESULTS!!!!

The Slammables fourth PPV is just days away. To get ready for the big event, Babe took on Good Girl, The Olympian battled Slugger, and the woman's division held one heck of a tag team match.

Match #1
Mr. Belt holder, The Mailman, gets George Washington to submit in a triple threat match. General Major also competed in the match

Match #2
To get her back for attacking her last week before their match, Babe jumps Good Girl before the bell. She also held on for the victory.

Match #3
An epic 6-woman tag team match ends with Little Kane pinning Maverick. Little Kane's partners were The Basket Case and Marilyn The Monster. Maverick tagged with Bombshell and Dirty Diana.

Match #4
The Chick Magnets looked really good in their tag match against The C.I.A. Cottonbelly pinned Alpha.

Match #5
Perhaps wanting to save himself for Sunday, The Olympian quickly taps out to Slugger.

Get ready to "Rock and Roll!" Led Zeppelin IV is this Sunday. It's The Slammables fourth PPV.

The Olympian Defends Title Against Slugger At Led Zeppelin iV

The Olympian Defends Title Against Slugger At Led Zeppelin iV

It's official. The Men's Global Slampion, The Olympian, will defend his title against Slugger this Sunday night at the PPV Led Zeppelin IV.

All month these two The Slammables have been going back and forth, in and outside of the ring.

"Slugger is going to learn how we do things in Olympia. Then, when he learns that, I'm going to teach him how we do things in Thurston County. After that, how we do things in Washington State. If he still has no clue then the only humane thing to do is put him out of his misery. Slugger, get ready to be put down. You're not taking my belt at Led Zeppelin IV. If this Olympian has any say in the matter, you'll be "Going To California."

"The Olympian you dare to step onto the mound when I'm in the batter's box? Go ahead. Give me your best pitch. Throw me your heater. Throw me a slider. Throw me an off-speed pitch. It doesn't matter. I'm calling my shot and you're about to be smacked straight out of the park and over the fence. I will hit a home run on Sunday at Led Zeppelin IV and take your belt home with me. Play ball!"

"The Olympian versus Slugger, it should be a good match, Brudda. I'm going have spritz, relax, and watch the land-loving goys wrestle."

This is the second PPV in a row that The Olympian has defended his title. At Deep Threat, he defended his Slampioinship against General major.

The Slammables Joining Forces With Fresh Freedonia Wrestling

The Slammables Joining Forces With Fresh Freedonia Wrestling

The Slammables have announced a partnership with Fresh Freedonia Wrestling (FFW). The FFW is the top professional wrestling promotioin in the nation of Freedonia.

The partnership means Slammables will wrestle for FFW and wrestlers from FFW will wrestle in The Slammables. The deal also includes merchandise, broadcast rights, and up to three ice cream socials.

"We are very... ah, what's the word I'm looking for?...Ah, yes! 'Happy.' We are very happy to team with Fresh Freedonia Wrestling. We can't wait until things happen and stuff occurs," said The Slammables' Powers-To-Be at the press conference announcing the partnership.

"Yuk ji gile de trout wo vin qute coi keel bo," gushed the president of Free Freedonia Wrestling. Then she started to mumble and no one could understand her.

There is no timetable as to when the two professional wrestling promotions will swap wrestlers. Several members of The Slammables have wrestled in Freedonia before including Slugger, Big Ham, Broddy Dubb, Bombshell, and Omar Kenneth--although he was just okay.

Incidentally, the third major cause of death in Freedonia is over-inflated tires exploding.

This is good news for the nation of Freedonia. The country is currently experiencing ethnic cleansing so bad it's an ethnic car wash.

The flag of Freedonia.

CAW IS WAR - Episode #14 RESULTS!!!!

CAW IS WAR - Episode #14 RESULTS!!!!

With Led Zeppelin IV less than a week away, things are getting really heavy on CAW IS WAR!

Match #1
The Chick Magent attract a win by repelling The New Natural Disasters.

Match #2
Good Girl defeats Babe after attacking her from behind before the match.

Match #3
"The Real Deal" Ryan Davis pins Azrael Draven to win a 4-way extreme rules match. Also competing were Omar Kenneth and Broddy Dubb.

Match #4
Clark Schliebe wins a six-man battle royal to become the number one contender for Mr. Belt. Also in the match were The Horse Man, The Surgeon, Brad The Ninja, Superstar, and Pete Townshend.

Match #5
Despite Slugger being ringside, The Olympian overcomes the distraction to oink out a victory over Big Ham.

Look for a special CAW IS WAR later this week. The special will feature The Olympian, Babe, Slugger, Good Girl, The Mailman, and "The Real Deal" Ryan Davis.

Led Zeppelin IV PPV Scheduled For July 31

Led Zeppelin IV PPV Scheduled For July 31

The Slammables fourth PPV, Led Zeppelin IV, has been announced for July 31.

While the card has not been announced, fans should expect to see Slampions The Olympian, Babe, and The C.I.A. as well as "The Real Deal" Ryan Davis, Slugger, Good Girl, and The Chick Magnets.

"This should be one of the top four The Slammables PPV of all-time," claims "The Samoan" Jacob Goldman.

"The next The Slammables PPV should be 'The Battle of Evermore," boasts Babe.

"'When The Levee Break" don't be "Going to California," just take the 'Stairway to Heaven', feed the 'Black Dog', get out your 'Four Sticks', turn on The Slammables, and get ready to 'Rock and Roll,'" exclaims Cottonbelly.

Look for more details about Led Zeppelin IV on the upcoming episode of CAW IS WAR.

Unfortunately, Led Zeppelin will not be performing at the eponymously named pay per view.

The Olympian/Slugger Rivalry Heating Up

The Olympian/Slugger Rivalry Heating Up

The rivalry between The Olympian and Slugger is intensifying.

During episode #13 of CAW IS RAW, The Olympian took advantage of a Slugger mistake and pinned the utility infielder with a crucifix.

After the match, Slugger attacked The Olympian from behind. Or at least he tried to. You can see what actually happened in the above video.

"I beat you in the middle of the ring, Slugger. I beat your fair and square. How do you react? Do you act like a man? No. You act like a petulant child. You act like a pampered, spoiled Major League baseball player. Like any baseball player who acts like they are bigger than the game, you need to be thrown out. And I'm just the man to do it."

"You think I attacked you from behind because I'm a coward? Once again The Olympian, you completely miss the point. Once again, you completely drop the ball. I attacked you from behind because you're a threat to my title. That's right. The belt you wear around your waist is mine. I'm coming for you. I'm calling my shot and the Men's Global Slampionship will be coming home to the Slugger! Play Ball!"

CAW IS WAR - Episode #13 RESULTS!!!!

CAW IS WAR - Episode #13 RESULTS!!!!

The Slammables fourth PPV, Led Zeppelin IV is just eight days away and the rivalries are heating up during another exciting episode of CAW IS WAR.

Match 1
The C.I.A. squash The New Natural Disasters. Avalanche didn't even make a tag and was pinned by Omega. During their celebration The Chick Magnets came to the stage to remind The C.I.A. that they want their belts.

Match 2
Good Girl attacks the Babe before the match but no worries. The champ dismantles Little Kane and gets the 1-2-3. Afterwards, Good Girl returns and mocks the champ by pretending the belt is around her waist.

Match 3
Despite "The Samoan" Jacob Goldman flying off the top rope, Big Ham gets the victory by pinning Clark Schliebe in this ultra exciting triple threat match. Oink Power!

Match 4
The Olympian capitalizes on Slugger's mistake and uses the crucifix pin to get the victory. After the match, Slugger tries to attack The Olympian from behind, but the champ has none of it and tosses the ballplayer out of the ring.

Match 5
"The Real Deal" Ryan Davis defeats Azrael Draven in a heated slugfest. Davis gets the pin fall after summiting the top rope and performing his "Ancient Astronaut" finishing move.

Turn in next episode to see The Olympian, The Chick Magnets, and Babe in action. As well as an exciting fatal 4-way extreme rules match featuring "The Real Deal" Ryan Davis, Azrael Draven, Omar Kenneth, and Broddy Dubb.

"Real Deal" Ryan Davis Blames Reptoids For No Slampionships

"Real Deal" Ryan Davis Blames Reptoids For No Slampionships

"Real Deal" Ryan Davis is blaming his lack of Slampionships on Reptoids.

What are Reptoids?"

"Reptoids are human-like reptilians that are from another planet. They have come to Earth to do many things one of which is to keep me from winning a Slampionship," explains Davis.

Davis did not say how he knew this but did say that there's at least one reptoid in the Powers-That-Be, the group that runs The Slammables.

"I'm the best Slammable on the planet. I should have been Slammpion already. The fact that I haven't proves there's a conspiracy against me. I believe that conspiracy starts with a reptoid."

During the same interview, Davis also announced he switched to a shampoo and conditioner.

CAW IS WAR - Episode #12 RESULTS!!!!

CAW IS WAR - Episode #12 RESULTS!!!!

The action continues on a special Monday edition of CAW IS WAR. All champions find themselves in action.

Match 1
The Chicks Magnets (McGorilla McGregor and Cottonbelly) are triumphant against the Team of Tag Champions The C.I.A. (Alpha and Omega).

Match 2
Globale Women's Slampion, Babe, keeps rolling. She pins Good Girl.

Match 3
The New Natural Disasters (Avalanche and Sunshine) are too much for The Villagers (Fingers and Flapjack).

Match 4
Broddy Dubb battles a real wrestler, The Olympian, and loses. Even so, he did impress.

Match 5
"The Real Deal" Ryan Davis proves the postman always gets pinned or in this case Mr. Belt holder, The Mailman.

On the next CAW IS WAR, The Olympian battles Slugger and "The Real Deal" Ryan Davis grapples with Azrael Draven.

Interview With Babe

Interview With Babe

Slammables.com recently sat down and spoke with the Women's World Slampion, Babe.

Slammables.Com: Why the name "Babe?"
Babe: I'm taking back the word. "Babe" is like "doll face" or "broad" or "kitten." It's sexist. But I'm a strong, independent chick. So you see, my name is ironic in a way. I like that.

Slammables.Com: How did you get your start in wrestling?
Babe: Well, the guy who creates the wrestlers needed characters and he modeled me after his real-life partner. He calls her "Babe" so that's why he calls me "Babe." Which is the actual answer to your first question.

Slammables.Com: On the back of your trunks is written "It's Not My Birthday." What does that mean?
Babe: That is something my real analog always says. It usually follows her suggesting a restaurant or a movie. It's her way of saying "This is what I want but I understand if you disagree." Of course, when it is one's birthday you get to call all the shots.

Slammables.Com: How long are you going to be Slampion?
Babe: One day short of forever.

Slammables.Com: Who is your favorite professional wrestler?
Babe: I have several. Of those currently wrestling it's Sasha Banks, Bayley. Kevin Owens, Chris Jericho, Kane, Big Show, Big Cass, and Enzo. Of all-time, it's Mick Foley, Trish Stratus, Lita, HBK, and Triple H.

CAW IS WAR - Deep Threat PPV RESULTS!!!!

CAW IS WAR - Deep Threat PPV RESULTS!!!!

Deep Threat, The Slammables third PPV, offered deep excitement. Three belts were on the line and a new one, Mr. Belt, was introduced. If that wasn't enough, the night's main event was a six-man Money in the Bank match.

Match 1
Babe defends her Women's Global Slampionship by pinning Marilyn The Monster.

Match 2
The belts stay with The C.I.A. as Alpha pins Cottonbelly of The Chick Magnets.

Match 3
Kathy and Maverick can't escape the power and magic of The Basket Case and Zynda The Witch.

Match 4
Brody Dubb makes a successful The Slammables debut against The Rockstar.

Match 5
The Mailman stuns everyone by capturing the brand new Mr. Belt. He did so in a six-man ladder match that also featured Pete Townshend, Clark Schliebe, Bearwolfe, Brad The Ninja, and The Surgeon.

Match 6
The Olympian holds on to his title, the Men's Global Slampionship, by out maneuvering General Major.

Match 7
Omar Kenneth wins a six-man Money in the Bank match. He beat Christian Crimson, Big Ham, Jacob Goldman, Azrael Braven and Ryan Davis to the contract. The contract guarantees O.K. a shot at the Men's Global Slampionship any time he wants.

The Slammables next PPV, Led Zeppelin IV, is coming in July..

CAW IS WAR - Episode #11 RESULTS!!!!

CAW IS WAR - Episode #11 RESULTS!!!!

During the ninth episode of CAW IS WAR a lot of questions were asked and answers. Who's The Slammables best tag team? Who is The Slammables best female grappler? Who is next in line for a title shot?

Match #1
The C.I.A. blows over Hein and Klein

Match #2
Babe casts a spell over Zynda The Witch to get the 1-2-3.

Match #3
"The Samoan" Jacob Goldman is better than "Okay" in his match against Kenneth Omar.

Match #4
Big Ham pins Brad The Ninja in an Extreme Rules triple threat match. The third competitor was Slugger.

Match #5
General Major pins "The Real Deal" Ryan Davis to emerge victorious in the night's fatal 4-way mian evet.. Also competing were The Horse Man and The Surgeon.

The Slammables Banned From WWE2K16 Network

The Slammables Banned From WWE2K16 Network

The Slammables have been banned from using the WWE2K16 network for two weeks. They will come off suspension on July 24th.

The suspension stems from The Slammables violating 2K's user policy, in particular uploading suggestive material.

"I'm not quite sure why we've been banned," says The Slammables Director of Creating Wrestlers. "2K did not say specifically but parsing their email and putting two and two together I think we were banned because of a wrestler we were trying to create."

The wrestler in question was going to have pixelated images and blurred out words on his attire as well as a zipper across his mouth. Everything was designed to create an effect that the "broadcast" was distorting the images and words.

"We blurred out the words 'folk you' and 'cook sucker.' We pixelated images of The Beatles, Big Ben, American Idol contestants, Russell Wilson, and the Taj Mahal. We took innocent words and images and by distorting them we apparently made them inappropriate."

The Slammables take full responsibility for the error and hold no grudge against 2K although they would like to know exactly why they were banned so they can avoid such behavior in the future. The above is only speculation.

"It's kind of sad. WWE 2K16 is a violent game where one wrestler can make another one bleed. That is find, but suggesting a few words or pixelating an image is cause for suspension? I think that value system is backwards, and sadly, I think 2K is just mimicking the value systems of a small but vocal group of parents."

Slammables.com asked Stone Cold Steve Austin for comment but he just gave us the middle finger. When we asked X-Pac for a reaction, but he just chopped his crotch. Finally we approached The Godfather, but he excused himself by saying he was late for the "Ho Train."

"I saw this coming as I stirred my brew, but I didn't say anything because I'm evil!" said Zynda The Witch.

"If you can get banned for pixelated images, what's the punishment for excessively swearing at your opponents when you play Dota 2?" asked Clark Schliebe.

"I weep along with the U.S. Constitution and the other Founding Fathers," boasts George Washington.

CAW IS WAR - Episode #10 RESULTS!!!!

CAW IS WAR - Episode #10 RESULTS!!!!

The broadcast was wrought with technical difficulties but the ring was wrought with hard-hitting, fast-paced, real virtual wrestling!

Match #1
The Olympian pins The Superstar in the middle of the ring for the victory.

Match #2
The Chest Club, Babe and Bombshell, checkmate the team of Maverick and Sugarfoot.

Match #3
Pete Townshend doesn't get fooled again and defeats The Rockstar in a battle of music legends.

Match #4
The Chick Magnets upset The C.I.A. in semi-exciting tag team action. Cottonbelly pinned Omega.

Match #5
Omar Kennth makes his The Slammables debut and falls to "The Real Deal" Ryan Davis.