"Real Deal" Ryan Davis Blames Reptoids For No Slampionships

"Real Deal" Ryan Davis Blames Reptoids For No Slampionships

"Real Deal" Ryan Davis is blaming his lack of Slampionships on Reptoids.

What are Reptoids?"

"Reptoids are human-like reptilians that are from another planet. They have come to Earth to do many things one of which is to keep me from winning a Slampionship," explains Davis.

Davis did not say how he knew this but did say that there's at least one reptoid in the Powers-That-Be, the group that runs The Slammables.

"I'm the best Slammable on the planet. I should have been Slammpion already. The fact that I haven't proves there's a conspiracy against me. I believe that conspiracy starts with a reptoid."

During the same interview, Davis also announced he switched to a shampoo and conditioner.