The Slammables Joining Forces With Fresh Freedonia Wrestling
The Slammables have announced a partnership with Fresh Freedonia Wrestling (FFW). The FFW is the top professional wrestling promotioin in the nation of Freedonia.
The partnership means Slammables will wrestle for FFW and wrestlers from FFW will wrestle in The Slammables. The deal also includes merchandise, broadcast rights, and up to three ice cream socials.
"We are very... ah, what's the word I'm looking for?...Ah, yes! 'Happy.' We are very happy to team with Fresh Freedonia Wrestling. We can't wait until things happen and stuff occurs," said The Slammables' Powers-To-Be at the press conference announcing the partnership.
"Yuk ji gile de trout wo vin qute coi keel bo," gushed the president of Free Freedonia Wrestling. Then she started to mumble and no one could understand her.
There is no timetable as to when the two professional wrestling promotions will swap wrestlers. Several members of The Slammables have wrestled in Freedonia before including Slugger, Big Ham, Broddy Dubb, Bombshell, and Omar Kenneth--although he was just okay.
Incidentally, the third major cause of death in Freedonia is over-inflated tires exploding.
This is good news for the nation of Freedonia. The country is currently experiencing ethnic cleansing so bad it's an ethnic car wash.
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