Sunday, May 15, 2016

Schliebe Shaves Bearwolfe, Advances To Next Round

Schliebe Shaves Bearwolfe, Advances To Next Round



Clark Schliebe advances to the round 8 to determine The Slammables number one contender for the Men's Global Slampionship by getting a victory over Bearwolfe.

The match was back and forth for quite some time until Schliebe threw Bearwolfe out of the ring and against the barrier. That's when Bearwolfe got his hair stuck and couldn't answer the referee's count.

Therefore, Clark Schliebe was awarded a count out victory.

Emergency workers rushed to Bearwolfe's side but due to the angle of his body they were unable to help. So, Bearwolfe had to get himself free. In the process, he pulled out a large clump of chest hair.

Bearwolfe yelps were so frightening that some suggested he be put down. Then everyone remembered that he's not really a bear, or a wolf, or any combination of the two. He's just a very hairy man.

They gave him ab aspirin and a shot of rye.

Schliebe will face the winner of The Rockstar versus "The Samoan" Jacob Goldman.

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