Azrael Impeaches Washington, Moves On
Azrael Draven needed to use his finishing move, The Orc Smasher, not once, not twice, not thrice, but 13 times to defeat George Washington.
After the first dozen finishers, Azrael covered George Washington but the Founding Father kicked out at two and a half.
The first four times this happened were quite exciting but by the eighth time the crowd started to leave. By the 11th time, the majority of Slamnatics were either waiting in line at a concession stand or sleeping.
When Azrael finally pinned G.W. it was met with silence.
Boring victory or not, Azrael is now in the quarterfinals of The Slammables tournament to determine the number one contender for the Men's Global Slampioinship which is currently held by Colossus Maximus.
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